instance/panel.html

@@ -50,11 +50,6 @@
     </h3>
     <p>
     <table style="width:100%;table-layout:fixed;">
-        <!-- <tr>
-                <td colspan="4" style="font-weight:bold">Hub/Landing</td>
-                <td colspan="8" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://hub.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Cunnyborea
-                        Hub</a></td>
-            </tr> -->
         <tr><td  colspan="12" style="font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">Welcome to Cunnyborea 😭💢</td></tr>
         <tr>
             <td colspan="12" class="cunny-row cunny-overflow">
@@ -67,24 +62,24 @@
         <tr>
             <td colspan="4" style="font-weight: bold;">PleromaFE</td>
             <td colspan="8" style="text-align: center;">
-              <a href="https://luv.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">clearnet</a>
+              <a href="https://luv.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">clearnet</a>
               &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-              <a href="http://cunnyai4psuhdd4jhxc3oivg3kagchxjznnztmtp3yvcav7dptluylqd.onion" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">onion</a></td>
+              <a href="http://cunnyai4psuhdd4jhxc3oivg3kagchxjznnztmtp3yvcav7dptluylqd.onion" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">onion</a></td>
         </tr>
         <tr>
-          <td colspan="4" style="font-weight: bold;">bloat</td>
+          <td colspan="4" style="font-weight: bold;">Bloat</td>
           <td colspan="8" style="text-align: center;">
-            <a href="https://bloat.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">clearnet</a>
+            <a href="https://bloat.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">clearnet</a>
             &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-            <a href="http://bloat.cunnyai4psuhdd4jhxc3oivg3kagchxjznnztmtp3yvcav7dptluylqd.onion" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">onion</a></td>
+            <s><a href="#" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" title="Unavailable until I figure out how to make it work with tor" style="pointer-events: none;" target="_blank">onion</a></s></td>
           </td>
       </tr>
       <tr>
         <td colspan="4" style="font-weight: bold;">Coalbox</td>
         <td colspan="8" style="text-align: center;">
-          <a href="https://coalbox.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">clearnet</a>
+          <a href="https://coalbox.cunnyborea.space" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">clearnet</a>
           &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-          <a href="http://coalbox.cunnyai4psuhdd4jhxc3oivg3kagchxjznnztmtp3yvcav7dptluylqd.onion" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">onion</a></td>
+          <a href="http://coalbox.cunnyai4psuhdd4jhxc3oivg3kagchxjznnztmtp3yvcav7dptluylqd.onion" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">onion</a></td>
         </td>
     </tr>
         

static/terms-of-service.html

@@ -49,13 +49,11 @@
     width: 100%;
     display: flex;
     justify-content: center;
-    padding: 10px;
   }
 
   .video-center {
     width: 100%;
     height: 240px;
-    margin: 10px auto;
   }
 
   .emoji-size {
@@ -121,27 +119,20 @@
     }
   }
 </style>
-<h1 class="bigass-title annoying-red-font center">
-  🚨 Sign-ups are closed 🚨
-</h1>
-<hr>
-<h2>About Us</h2>
-<p>
-  cunnyborea.space is a comfy, "free-speech" instance for
-  <b style="font-size: large">based</b> cunny lovers, enjoyers, connoisseurs and
-  affiliates.
-</p>
 
+<h2>About Cunnyborea</h2>
 <div class="center">
   <video class="video-center" controls loop autopictureinpicture preload>
     <source src="https://lalilulelo.pankeeki.art/fedi-assets/cunnyborea.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
   </video>
 </div>
+<div style="justify-content: center;display: flex;">
+  <p><i>This video is all you need to know about us </i>🤷‍♂️</p>
+</div>
 <hr>
 <h2>Register/Sign Up</h2>
-<p>Cunnyborea is <b>not</b> accepting signup applications nor handing out invites. If you want a fediverse account, head
-  over
-  to another instance.
+<p>Cunnyborea is <b style="font-size:x-large">not</b> accepting signup applications nor handing out invites. If you want a fediverse account, head
+  over to another instance. Don't insist.
 </p>
 <hr>
 <h2 id="site-rules">Site Rules</h2>
@@ -152,9 +143,8 @@
   <li>Don't pick unnecessary and/or needless fights.</li>
   <li>No fedposting.</li>
   <li>No doxxing/self-doxxing.</li>
-  <li>
-    Posting CSAM or anything illegal in the US or Denmark earns you a permaban.
-  </li>
+  <li>Don't post CSAM or anything illegal in the US or Denmark.</li>
+  <li>tl;dr just behave and don't make me go janny.</li>
 </ol>
 <hr>
 </hr>
@@ -171,9 +161,9 @@
 </ul>
 <hr>
 <h2>Regarding the Matrix server</h2>
-<p>We're having issues with media from <a href="https://matrix.org" target="_blank">matrix.org</a>, we can't see shit.
-  We don't know if it's an issue on their end or ours. <span class="spoiler3">Anyways, that server is run by kikes,
-    so we don't want to do anything with it. Stop being niggercattle and using jewish shit.</span>
+<p>We have issues with media posted from <a href="https://matrix.org" target="_blank">matrix.org</a>, (i.e. <b>we can't see shit</b>).
+  It's an issue on their end. If you want to join our space/rooms, send a request from any other matrix server. <span class="spoiler3"> Seriously, matrix.org is run by kikes,
+    so we don't want to do anything with it. Stop being niggercattle, stop using jewish shit, stop the goyslopfaggotry.</span>
 </p>
 <hr>
 <h2>Other info of interest</h2>